[INDO SUB] Definitely Not Today EP01 | Liang Jingkang/Wei Wei | YOUKU
[Episode 1] (I am Mi Chong*.) [*weevil in Mandarin.] [I know that I am a lucky person.] I must give birth to this baby! [Delivery Room] [Mother paternal grandpa, paternal grandma materal grandpa, materal grandma, father] Why did you burn grandma’s photo? She’s gone. Keeping her around is not good for future generations. The patient on Bed 4 is awake! The patient on Bed 4 is awake! Hurry, hurry! [Reset everything] (reset everything.) [Definitely Not Today] [Eight hours later] [13 hours ago] Qiang. Bring the most expensive one. Let’s have a drink first. Alright. Have a drink first. Just one drink. Come on. Let’s toast. Another one. Come on. Hurry, quick! I know. She’s too heavy. Aiya, stop whining. Hurry up! Come. Get in the car. Alright. Let’s go! [Ms. Lu] [Zhi Liao] [Ms. Lu] Aiya, turn off the phone. Okay, okay, okay. [Zhi Liao] This girl is pretty hot. Bro, I really can’t hold back anymore. Take off your jacket! Now! Okay, okay, okay. Hurry, come on. What are you doing? She’s about to puke. Wrap it with the jacket. She’ll puke on my clothes then! If not? I won’t do it. Hurry. Are you serious? She puked on me. [Construction ahead, road closed] Seriously… What happened? The car is scratched.
I told you to give her your clothes to puke, and you refused. You didn’t do it so I got distracted! Easy for you to say! Those are my clothes! How is this my fault? You were the one driving the car! Let’s go! Give me 3,000 yuan. Then I’ll pretend nothing happened. Money. Money. O-ka-ne*. [*Japanese for “money”.] You don’t want to give it? Do you know that I am helping you? Helping me? If my boss knew that I spent the night at your place, he would definitely want you dead. Sit! I’m looking for… He’s here. Do you need anything? I’m here to pay the rent. You can give it to me. Right? Baby? Who would have thought someone living in such a small apartment could be a landlord? (This You… Is this burglary? What are you doing? When you changed my clothes, I’m sure you touched me here and there. I didn’t. Of course I didn’t. Even if you didn’t touch, I’m sure you saw something. No. I kept my eyes closed. You didn’t touch and didn’t look.
Then how did you change my clothes? You think you’re trying to trick a kid? I… [Female Apprentice] That’s why I’m not wrong for asking for this money at all. I also won’t let you lose out. I’ll let you take those as keepsakes. After all, girls’ worn clothes online are expensive. Bye. [2nd Building] I like you. Be together with me. Be together with me. Be together with me. Be together with me. Next time, if she jumps into the river again, it won’t just be your shoe I throw. I am so sorry, misters. Zhi Liao doesn’t know better. Once I find her, I will make her repent for what she did to you. [Warning: triggering scenes ahead.] I suddenly thought that I cannot let you off so easily… What’s happening? I just want to hang my clothes. It looks very sturdy. Yeah… Let me help you. That’s pretty good. There’s sunlight. Let me stay here for a few days. I don’t want to be alone. What time do you usually work? Do you make breakfast? What are we eating tonight? What are you doing? I just tidied it up. Why did you come back? I’m just staying here for a few days. The rent. I’ll paying you. [Fall in Love at Dusk] (Welcome to the elderly blind dating show.) [Who died today in history 615]