Man Reports Passenger Kicking His Seat Then Realizes She’s His Wife
She kept kicking the seat of the man feeding his baby until he spilled milk all over both of them, then wiped her boot on his jeans.
He finally raised his hand to call the flight attendant, pointing back at the woman in uniform behind him. She stood up in the aisle with a smile — and the second he turned to look at her properly, his anger melted. It was his wife, home from deployment, surprising the family one seat at a time. She scooped up the baby and held them both.
She traveled across the world just to be the most annoying passenger on the plane.